When you’ve mastered the most important piece of questionable bear advice: Play dead. Nailed it.

Featuring a vintage-inspired bear wandering through a rugged mountain and pine forest scene, this graphic tee brings a little dark outdoor humor to the trail. The retro typography and distressed wilderness illustration give it a classic outdoorsy look made for hikers, campers, and anyone whose survival strategy mostly consists of hoping for the best.

Perfect for camping trips, hiking weekends, national park adventures, or anyone who appreciates a good bear joke.

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, and pre-shrunk
• Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit for structured comfort
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams
• Double-needle stitching for clean lines and durability
• Sewn-in label

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
• Wash with like colors
• Use mild detergent
• Do not bleach
• Do not use stain removers directly on the design
• Tumble dry low
• Iron on low heat if needed
• Do not iron directly over the design
• Do not dry clean